I <3 Michael Cera

Witness history as it's never been told before: Drunk. Derek Waters presents "Drunk History vol. 1" featuring Michael Cera

And I'm not alone, but not necessarily for his critically acclaimed roles in Juno (which, like millions of other lazy Americans, I won't see until it hits Netflix) or Superbad. I love him for his pasty skin, his awkward gait, his mumbled, ad-libbed lines in Arrested Development and his projects at ClarkAndMichael.com, producers of serial shorts like Drunk History (Cera plays the role of Alexander Hamilton). It's been a long, long time since understatement was this devastating. Way to go, you adorable nerdlinger.