Shane Is Different Now

Hyper-Dimensional Resonator Warps Time/Space, Changes Movie

In 1981, a Nebraska man was visited by an interdimensional counterpart of himself who gave him the technology to make time machines, which he now sells on the internet.

When writer Patricia Griffin Ress asked him to demonstrate his device she didn’t travel in time per se, but soon found out that it had wrecked one of her favorite movies - Shane, starring Alan Ladd.

And Shane is different now. Check out this scene where Jack Palance guns down a lowly farmer. He never used to pause that long before shooting, but I think it actually makes the scene better. Three cheers for interdimensional time travel... except I don’t recall being fat before.