Among the yeti-obsessed circles I pretend to travel in, a “ blobsquatch” is a supposed photograph of a yeti that amounts to nothing more than a dark, blurry blobject of equal parts bush, bear, shadow and ape suit.

In the spirit of the blobsquatch I submit this blurry night-time photo of one of two surviving bullfrogs in my backyard pond. See him there, sitting on the rock? My bullfrogs are nocturnal, meaning they come out at night.

“Yes, we know what nocturnal means, fuckwad.”