The Chosen One

That's me. As of the letter I received this morning, I am now the Religion Editor at the Alibi. (Managing, Food, Music and Religion Editor—stick that in your dossier and shred it, overachieving Koreans.) But I have to wonder: Was it my Bat Mitzvah at the precocious age of 11 that qualified me, or am I really the least blasphemous of the all heretics on staff?