Even Your Dog Hates You

John Hancock signs the Declaration of Independence then scratches it to shreds.
John Hancock signs the Declaration of Independence then scratches it to shreds.

Perhaps it's because the only pet I've ever had was a goldfish that I don't understand people's desire to dress up their domestic four-legged friends. Still, I can't help but think that the Humane Society would have a problem with some of the owner-caused nonsense on Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves.