Hot Polling Action #58

You inherit five million dollars the same day aliens land on the Earth and say they're going to blow it up in two days. What do you do?

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”

This question is lifted from a lunchtime poll in the 1988 dark teen comedy, Heathers. What would you do with unlimited funds at the end of the world?

I think I’d buy a bunch of diamonds and furs and Dom Perignon and Cheetos, dye my hair Easter egg purple and just roll around in thousand dollar bills ...