The Museum of Bad Album Covers

Hi-ya!
Hi-ya!

Squander the rest of your day away with this online archive of album art that should never have been. Enjoy categories such as “metal mayhem,” “keeping it unreal,” “when sex rears its (very) ugly head,” and “uncategorizable awfulness.” Paul Zon, the site’s creator, with his diligent ephemera-gathering and hilarious commentary, is really doing god’s work.

What’s next? More elephants in costume, I hope.
What’s next? More elephants in costume, I hope.

Below is a selection of favorite covers.

This combination of violence and sex organs is likely from the hand of a teenage boy.
This combination of violence and sex organs is likely from the hand of a teenage boy.
From the “only in America” category.
From the “only in America” category.
A triumph in puns AND photomontage.
A triumph in puns AND photomontage.
Raar!
Raar!
Or get away from that farm animal, Redd.
Or get away from that farm animal, Redd.