Balls Across America

Yes Men rule. It’s good to get arrested when your environmental protest art action draws hypersensitive police attention. Andy Bichlbaum, co-founder, spent about a day in the slammer. “I’m ecstatic that they arrested me,” he says. All charges were dropped. See CNN coverage here.

I’ll take a survivaball. Good for swimming in nasty water. Doesn’t make your ass look fat. Allows for drinking. May save you from the effects of global warming.