Alibi Midnight Movie Madness returns to the Guild Cinema in Nob Hill this weekend. For the umpteenth year in a row, we’re bringing back Spike & Mike’s Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation. This annual collection brings together the rudest, raunchiest, funniest cartoons in creation. This year, there’s classic animated shorts like “No Neck Joe” and “Happy Tree Friends” and brand new stuff like “Touchdawn of the Dead” and “Santa: The Fascist Years.” Showtimes are at 10 p.m. and Midnight on Friday and Saturday. Tickets are a mere $7, $5 if you have a Burning Paradise Club Membership.