Awwww Man, Don Schrader’s Getting Evicted

And the reason is gentrification ... for crying out loud. The Daily Lobo reports.

... And just for kicks, here’s The Don’s treatise on the Golden Fountain of Health. (Only our intern accidentally transcribed the word “urine” as “wine.” So every time you see the word wine, know that Don really wrote urine. He would never drink wine.)