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It’s Chuck Norris’ Birthday


It’s Chuck Norris’ birthday. Of course it’s Chuck Norris’ birthday whenever Chuck Norris says it’s Chuck Norris’ birthday, too, but today is really Chuck Norris’ birthday. I hear he wants some new throwing stars: 70 of them. One for every year he says he’s been alive. Let’s take a moment to reflect on this nice clip of him kicking a guy in the nuts.You can email your birthday wishes to him at For anyone living under a rock, you can read facts about Chuck Norris here. You can make your own Chuck Norris facts with these easy instructions. I did not read the instructions prior to the creation of this blog, nor shall I read them now.

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