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The Daily Word in biker brawls, dream burritos, coked up trannies and animal mosh pits

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A couple of coked up transvestites were involved in a shootout near the NSA headquarters.

According to Amtrak, the Southwest Chief is still going to run through New Mexico, despite previous plans to exclude the state.

There was a shootout at Applebee's on Academy last night involving two rival biker "clubs." Witnesses refused to cooperate with investigators. It probably didn't go quite like this:

The “Daily Show” has a new host.

Selfie sticks have been banned at two of the nation’s largest music festivals.

Scientists and artists are working together to better discern patterns in digital data.

Here’s how our brains help us bounce back from a nasty breakup.

When it comes to Scientology and real estate, there’s no such thing as too big.

Recent DNA testing confirms infidelity in Richard III’s lineage.

Burritos of the stars.

Check out these animal mosh pits.

Warren Beatty turns 78 today!

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The Daily Word in narcolepsy, nausea, isolation and hallucinations

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A man was rolling a joint on the NYC Subway when he fell asleep.

A barfing bride strives to overcome her vomiting phobia before the day of her nauseating nuptials.

The average American wedding now costs $31,000.

Edward Snowden held a secret virtual meeting at SXSW.

In local news, a man shot his ex-girlfriend because the neighbor’s dog told him to do it.

Eccentric millionaire Robert Durst accidentally confessed to three murders.

Isolation and loneliness can have serious effects on your noodle.

Ron Jeremy turns 62 today! Here he is paying homage to Miley Cyrus.

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The Daily Word in monster trucks, gold statuettes, and the end of human civilization

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With the help of skilled drivers, a few dozen homosapiens on the West coast of North America transported small metal statuettes back to their lavish dwellings in elongated automobiles.

Why was Joan Rivers left out of the 'In Memorium' montage of The Oscars?

How do they pick the Oscar Winners?

11 students at Wesleyan were hospitalized after overdosing on MDMA, also known as 'Molly.'

A driver crashed into an electrical pole that knocked out the power to Tingley Coliseum right before the Monster Truck Jam. The intentional crashes of the spectacle were unaffected.

Why were these weird food patents unsuccessful?

The already questionable reputation of Downtown Albuquerque is being tarnished by late-night brawls.

Poor little spaceport.

If anyone knows what will destroy human civilization, it’s Stephen Hawking.

Are You More Like Jennifer Lawrence Or Emma Stone? Take the quiz!

Peter Fonda turns 75 today!

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The Daily Word in weather control, x-ray vision, high school detention, and falling beautifully

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ISIS chopped more heads and threatened to conquer Rome for some reason.

Weaponized weather control is a possibility and a concern.

Party down at Studio 54.

Earth’s oldest living people share their secrets of longevity.

Don’t wear one of these gun t-shirts in Albuquerque, is my advice.

Scientists have discovered how to see through walls.

Who is box office champ of all SNL stars?

As the flick turns 30, here are 15 things you didn’t know about The Breakfast Club.

Interplanetary reality show set to launch: If you need me, I'll be on Mars.

Does the thought of having to live without Fido someday tear you apart inside? You can now custom order a stuffed animal that looks exactly like your pet.

Russian girls gone wild, and it's not pretty.

This pretty model bit it twice on the cat walk and kept on smiling. Happy Birthday, Agyness Deyn!

Wish you were here: Postcards from lands far, far away.

Boldly going where no man has gone before; every child’s favorite bibliophile turns 58 today. Live long and prosper, LeVar Burton!

Here's a clip of Jimmy Fallon as Jim Morrison, performing the theme song of Reading Rainbow.

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The Daily Word in flasks, frostbite, Warhol, and head trauma.

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The wife of the Georgia Police Chief who accidentally shot her is in fair condition.

The star of ‘Real Housewives’ starts her 15 month prison term today.

In Brazil, a man drove three hours to the hospital with a knife stuck in his head.

Two stars of The Godfather have birthdays today. Diane Keaton turns 67 and Robert Duvall turns 84.

Here are seven strange things that arouse the female homosapien.

Sarah Palin continues to put her paw in her mouth.

In local news, this Chimayo resident’s ‘70s prom pic ended up on the front of a flask.

Meanwhile, Taos residences may have to resort to carrying flasks if this law is passed.

A tiny house was stolen.

It’s so cold in Minnesota exposed skin will get frostbite in ten minutes.

Prince Andrew’s sex scandal is making headlines.

Get ready for a bunch of Warhol exhibits.

Now worry about invisible bombs.

A hermaphroditic bird with unusual coloring has been spotted.

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The Daily Word in KISS, Creed and cryptids.

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A Texas plumber's work truck ended up in the hands of ISIS, and he has no idea how.

Dr. Oz s a quack.

The best part of waking up is Kiss’ Paul Stanley in your cup.

A runaway bin lorry caused multiple fatalities in Glasgow.

A driver in France also mowed down several pedestrians in the town of Dijon.

In more uplifiting French news, research shows champagne bubbles may be cause for celebration.

The former singer of Creed lost his marbles a while back and has yet to regain them.

Pope Francis' Christmas speech to the Vatican Clergy was not all warm and fuzzy.

George W. the painter tries to get the nose right.

Review the year in bigfoot sightings.

Me hungover? You hungover.

Songbirds can sense tornadoes in time to get the heck away.

A South Valley rehab center is under Norovirus quarantine.

When you shoplift an axe you become and axe-wielding shoplifter.

Don’t hold your breath on that downtown ice-skating rink.

Happy birthday, Barbara Billingsley.

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The Daily Word in kissing, assisted suicide, Facebook, dementia and bike tricks.

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Leave it to Web MD to take the fun out of kissing.

The international movement to legalize assisted suicide has pissed off the Pope.

The Hollywood Film Awards get interesting with the help of Johnny Depp and Kristen Stewart.

Here's what 200 calories looks like.

Facebook is making a Facebook for your job in addition to the current one for bitching about your job.

There's a town for people who can't remember.

The president of Turkey contends Muslims discovered America.

An old-timey lady did your bike tricks first.

The Poop Boat: exciting and new.

You may want to think twice before taking that elephant ride on your next vacation.

Miss Honduras has gone missing just days before the Miss World pageant.

If you’re up late, don’t forget to bundle up and check out tonight’s meteor shower.

Thanks for the links, Geoff Plant and Sarah Bonneau!

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The Daily Word in bananas, crooked cops and a sex fest road trip.

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Donations pour in to buy a car for the Eric Frein lookalike, James Tully, who has been hassled by police countless times on his daily five mile walk to work.

Meanwhile, the hunt for Frein is now being conducted by an unmanned, giant, silent balloon.

A Brazilian orange juice maker has gone bananas.

CHP officers in the Bay Area are stealing nude photos from women’s cell phones and using them as virtual trading cards.

Another brilliantly choreographed video from OK Go.

Oprah did damage control after her driver ran over a fan’s foot.

Facebook is worse than you think.

In case you were wondering, it’s a crime to swim naked with your baby in the state of New Mexico.

In order to fund her roadtrip, this Chinese teenager plans to sleep with a different man in each city.

The American teenager was not invented until the 1920s.

Behold the python’s virgin birth.

Beware of retailers peddling unsafe Halloween costumes for children.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Happy birthday, Simon Le Bon.