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The Great White Buffalo of Parties

Questions: Do you like secrets? Do you like fun? Is there anything cooler than being included in a super fun secret?
Answers: Secrets and fun are awesome and there's nothing more satisfying than being in on a sweet hush-hush underground party.
Registration for the secret party of the year has just opened and now you have the chance to be one of the secret elite. Founded in France nearly 30 years ago, Diner en Blanc is an exclusive “white party” pop-up picnic that happens once a year. The magically decorated location is revealed only when participants load up on the bus. Tickets are limited and can be hard to come by, but follow these small steps, buy a white outfit, and become way cooler than all your friends.

Step 1: Find a date! Tickets are sold in pairs so you'll need a partner for this party.
Step 2: Register online at http://albuquerque.dinerenblanc.info/register.
Step 3: Buy an all white outfit and table cloth, and start planning your meal. Since this is a pop-up event, guests are required to pack their own dinner.
Step 3: After Phase One Registration is over, invites will be sent out and the waiting list will be called upon.

Don't miss your chance to be a part of the coolest secret of the year.

Totally professional Spice Boys

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If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get with My Band

This week we sit down with local band "Spice Boys" to talk about being cool bruh.
Totally professional bloopers

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Sooper Bloopers!

Courtney and Rob were way too busy this week saving Arrakis from an invasion of Harkonnens, so here's a mish mash of bloopers, outtakes and some funny moments from the show thus far. Enjoy ya jabronis!
totally professional Don

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Downtime with Don Schrader

This week we sit down with local celebrity Don Schrader to discuss pride, his life, war and many many more juicy subjects. Don, shine on you crazy diamond.
Totally professional rock and roll

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All Hail Supreme Leader Rock Jong Il!

This week we sit down with local dictators of rock "Rock Jong Il" to talk music, god particles, aliens & dislodged retinas! So turn off all that western propaganda and ration your portions because this week we're praising the glorious leaders of local Rock N Roll.
Totally professional Bern

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Feelin' the Bern

Rob and Courtney take to the streets and join the rally, interviewing other rally goers and volunteers about politics, ideals, and the ridiculousness of this primary season. The New Mexico primary election is June 7th—Get out and vote!
totally professional ouija operators

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Ouija listen to this podcast please?

This week is a SPOOKTACULAR Friday the 13th special! Rob & Courtney sit down with alibi staff members Joshua Lee,Maggie Grimason,Desiree Garcia & Renee Chavez to summon a lost spirit from the great beyond! It gets real sweaty. Also,Maggie talks about Sherman Alexie for a bit.
Totally professional gorilla bombs

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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Gorilla Bomb!

This week Rawb & Courtney sit down with local comic book creators Desmond Fox and Joseph Millard to talk about their comic book "Gorilla Bomb." We also discuss weird news and listen to some phat beatsies.
totally professional dentistry

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Pulling Teeth

This week, Courtney and Rob sit down with local badass Sabrina Smith and local musician Ian Jarrell to discuss Sabrina's unfortunate loss of teeth and her benefit art show at Sister Bar.
Totally professional cliques

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Hi Felicia!

This week we sit down with local comedian, "Fred" Hawkes, and out Arts/Lit Editor, Maggie Grimason, to talk about weird things in social cliques, odd news and Felicia Day!