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Pleasing the Pecker

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I mean, it's right there. It's sitting in front of you, probably fully erect, and you're not quite sure how to go about it just yet. Do you use your hand? Your mouth? Your foot? It can be a daunting task, and your partner's just laying there, giving you the look that says, “you just gonna look at it, or are we gonna make some magic happen here?” If this sounds like a scenario you find yourself in often, you might wanna head to the How to Please a Penis class at Self Serve (3904B Central SE) tomorrow night at 7:30pm. The class teaches the “nuts and bolts of handjobs, blowjobs and more” by getting to the root of how one goes about stimulating the penis.

According to store manager Hunter Riley, this session is also a great companion to the Mastering the BJ: Interactive Skills class, but it's not necessarily a prerequisite. Who knows? You might have a weekend trip coming up and need to get on this, stat! The early-bird ticket goes for $16.05, and the standard ticket will run you $21.40. So go forth and learn how to make your man's penis sing like never before. Head to for more info. Self Serve • Tue Aug 11 • 7:30pm • $16-$22 • 18+ • View on Alibi calendar