America’s Next Top Author
Appropriately enough, frequently delusional ex-model Tyra Banks has just announced that she’s about to become the author of a fantasy novel. The book—which will be published by Tyra’s own company Bankable Books—is called ... wait for it ... Modelland. According to Tyra’s official website, the story “happens in a make-believe place” where “every girl in the world wants to go” because that’s where the “Intoxibellas” are trained. Tyra assures us these Intoxibellas are “drop-dead beautiful, kick-butt fierce and, yeah, maybe they have some powers too.” Tyra, trying get all dishy, says that many of the characters “are based on the real people in my life as well as some of the models I’ve known.” So, to summerize, Tyra Banks is writing a fantasy novel about a mystical land full of awesome cool supermodels. If you’re curious, you can find out more info here.