Sunday, Feb 14: That's A Moray
OK. You've lost the spark. It's the last minute, and you need something quick that will give that ol' free-wheeling Valen-Times lovefest a jumpstart Don't panic. You've done the right thing by coming to me. While traveling in the East (Tramway), I met an initiate of the Aghori—definitively the most erotic of the Yogic mystical schools. This strange hermit, huddled in a corner under an overpass, told me a secret that I swore I'd only share in the pages of the Alibi.
Here goes: When it comes to getting those amorous juices flowing, there's nothing quite as titillating as the mating dance of the sexy eel. Yes. And just as luck would have it, the ABQ BioPark Aquarium will be hosting a special adults-only event from 6-8pm on Valentine's Day—That's a Moray!—a guided tour through the "erotic and often curious romantic rituals of aquatic animals."
Obviously, my mystic friend gets around. Show your special friend you still got a freak streak with a night of marine-based debauchery. Tickets are $30 per voyeur for the "Fish Love" tour, appetizers and one adult beverage. $45 gets you all that and dinner at the Shark Reef Cafe. ABQ BioPark Aquarium • Sun Feb 14 • 5:30-8pm • $30-$45 • View on Alibi calendar