The Daily Word 1.8.2008

The Daily Word

The lost snowboarders have been found after three days in hell.

Marty wants tougher penalties for car thieves.

A Los Alamos scientist is putting up big money to fund a space elevator.

County program helps get your drunk ass home.

The Guv wants mo' money for education.

Record turnout is expected in today's New Hampshire primary.

Robot death match!

G.M. showcases its zero-emissions fuel-cell car.

Porn fans rejoice!

The Golden Globes have been cancelled. (Sad face emoticon.)