The Daily Word 09.15.08

The Daily Word

Tonya Harding shot JFK?

Voodoo curse makes child’s fingers fall off?

Scientists are creating new single-celled life forms.

Vegans are shrinking their brains.

Train Smash: was the conductor texting with teenagers?

Author David Foster Wallace hung himself.

Froggy went a courtin’ and he did survive.

Six-foot lizard caught in Oregan man’s yard.

Catholic priest introduces new sacrament.

The “ Mora Groper” was arrested at the state fair. I wonder if he got the pie.

Officer Daniel Guzman who was filmed attacking a KOB photographer has been fired from APD.

It’s Cannonball Adderly’s birthday.