The Daily Word 09.16.08
The first new species of ant since 1923 is discovered.
Satanists kill and eat four teenagers... except the story is in The Sun, which isn’t like real news, is it?
Nigerian man has 86 wives.
Read about the Chevy Volt.
The Smithsonian is going to put pictures of all their junk online. They’re such pack rats.
Read about the wacky hijinks of the fake lawyer.
Do plastic bottles cause heart disease and diabetes?
K-Fed skips B-day. And I decided to link to it. Hooray for me.
Las Cruces man has talking bible.
A ninth grader gets beat up. Tell me about it.
There was a double stabbing at Hooters.
Amy Poehler and Molly Shannon have the same birthday, and that birthday is today. Look it up.