The Daily Word 02.23.09
Slumdog Millionaire wins big at the Oscars. Hugh Jackman danced around so much I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to take him seriously as Van Helsing again. (That’s a joke.)
A giant rat is caught in China.
A bird thought to be extinct is photgraphed and eaten.
The man who drove the rig that killed former Alibi Staffer Greg Medara and his wife Lauda may be headed to prison.
Crazy eyes cupcake trance dog.
Nazi mass-murderer Ivan the Terrible will be tried in Munich.
Scientists may have found a universal flu vaccine.
Octo-news: paternity denied.
A family of Siberian Yetis is found living in a network of mountain caves.
More newspaper bankruptcy.
Faulty data exaggerated the extent of arctic ice-melt.
Evil judges took bribes to put teens in jail.
A Sunday morning shooting at Wellesley and Candelaria.
Guess what was inside a suspicious package outside Albuquerque Acadamy’s music department.
A girl ditched school and got raped. So listen to your mother.
It’s Peter Fonda’s birthday. Here he is smoking pot with Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider.