The Daily Word 10.12.09: Polanski, Jackman, UNM Siren, Michael Jackson song.

The Daily Word

Roman Polanski is depressed.

Five missiles from North Korea.

Explosion in Pakistan.

There’s a new Michael Jackson song.

A guy slept through his house burning down.

Two Americans take the Nobel Prize for economics.

A zoo painted donkeys to look like zebras.

David Luis Aguilera remains at large.

A vampire movie will be filmed in Albuqueruque, Los Alamos and Red River.

Listen for UNM’s new emergency sirens around 11am.

Dad shoots son.

Somebody robbed Denny’s by UNM.

It’s Hugh Jackman’s birthday. Here are some boring, unfunny Van Helsing bloopers. Can you imagine how rich I’d be if I’d made up the word “blooper?”