The Daily Word 4.12.10: Hipsters, Hillary, Tiny Tim.

The Daily Word

PETA says Ringling Bros. Circus tortures elephants.

Could Hillary Clinton bcome a Supreme Court Justice?

The recession isn’t over.

Spankings might turn kids into bullies.

Near-death experience gives visions of Granny. No mention of Uncle Jed. Visions could be caused by high carbon dioxide levels in the blood.

A bell-shaped UFO was photographed in Tennessee.

Richard Dawkins wants the Pope arrested for crimes against humanity.

Handling money takes away the sting of pain.

Hipsters are too cool to return census forms.

PRC commissioner Carol Sloan was convicted of two felonies.

Albuquerque burglars target… Party City.

Get in Carlsbad Caverns for free.

Tim Johnson died in a motorcycle smash on Candelaria.

Zippy Maez found dynamite in his house.

Berry plans to extend the red light camera contracts.

It’s Tiny Tim’s birthday.

Oh, and it’s National Poetry Month. Here’s a Gregory Orr poem painted by his wife.