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The Daily Word 5.31.10: Dennis Hopper, Chris Elliott, UV Nightclub.

The oil is still gushing. Maybe they should just nuke it.
Dennis Hopper died. Rest in peace, Mr. Booth.
A tripping cage fighter ripped out a heart in the very untrue sounding news story.
Taliban commander Haji Amir was reportedly killed by a US air strike.
Don’t fall for this Facebook scam.
In Nevada, a natural arch naturally fell.
See what happens when three people claiming to be Jesus meet in a mental hospital.
Aztec municipal workers now enjoy a four-day work week.
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It’s Chris Elliott’s birthday.