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The Daily Word 8.3.10: Swedish Surgery, Semen Spraying, Swim Spying

The Daily Word

A man is arrested after spraying a woman with semen in a Giant grocery store. Gross.

A live grenade was found hanging from a light pole in Lincoln Park in Chicago.

A Swedish man says “Screw this,” and sews up his own injured leg after waiting in the hospital.

Hide the swimming pools! Google Earth is watching.

A man who robbed a Wendy’s calls to complain about his meager loot.

Creepiest. Robot. Ever.

Get ready for MTE’s “Jesus Shore.” Spiky-haired messiahs anyone??

A source close to Brett Favre says he is planning to retire, finally.

The University of Georgia is named the top party school, according to The Princeton Review. Hunker Down, Dawgs.

Score! In light of the crapfest that is the economy, the New Mexico State Fair is lowering adult ticket prices and parking fees this year.

The first gubernatorial debate between Susana Martinez and Diane Denish is announced and will take place at Eldorado High School.