The Daily Word in powdered alcohol, baby hippos and how to play songs on your telephone keypad!
It's Thursday! My baby kept me up all night and now I'm pretty crabby! Here are some news articles for you since I guess you guys can't find your own damn news!
Some jerky thieves stole veterinarian equipment from a mobile equine veteranarian truck. Help solve the crime!
Dr. Sanjay Gupta is calling for a medical marijuana revolution!
We think Joel White would agree!
Bill Cunninghan attends the Easter Parade on 5th Ave where churchgoers were dressed in "styles from the 17th century" and wearing hats that were "either towering fantastical creations or vintage pieces." Oh, New York! You're so fancy and cool!
Finally, some useful information online. This website gives you the telephone keypad codes to play songs like, You Are My Sunshine, The Itsy Bitsy Spider and much more. Don't act like you're above it.
Six states have already banned powdered alcohol and the creator of the powder is rushing to get it on the shelves in remaining states. Critics are concerned people will snort the powder and that drinks might be spiked easier.
A baby hippo was born at the Albuquerque Zoo two days ago! Hallelujah!
Have a good day, sorry I said that thing about finding your own news. We love you!