The Daily Word 08.05.09: Freed Reporters, Paula Abdul, Wang

The Daily Word

The castle is afire!

Reporters freed from North Korean labor camp.

Less than half of the students at APS graduate.

Don't lie about who made the jewelry you're selling.

Man, everyone's going to med school in Cuba.

Kid got a life sentence at 14.

Shooter's diary says he shot a bunch of people because he couldn't find a girlfriend.

Pentagon thinks about Facebook.

I don't care at all that Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol. (Enjoy this absurd music video staring Keanu Reeves. WTF, intro?)

A hilariously bad invention.

Teen paints 60-foot wang on the roof of his parents' mansion.