The Daily Word 9.29.2009: Elephants, Missles, Marxists
Iran has bigger missles than you.
You can't have sex at Tufts University dorms if your roommate is present. Exhibitionists lament.
Washed-up Andy Williams calls Obama a Marxist. Obama calls "Moon River" opium of the people.
Pet food sales up in weak economy. For pets or for humans yet to be determined.
Big Brother is watching you. On Facebook.
UNM football coach Mike Locksley punches receivers coach in the face.
Meteorologist extraordinaire Steve Stucker's identity fraudulently used.
The Rio Grande Zoo's new baby elephant named Daizy. There will be no driving this 318-pound animal.
Income gap widening in lieu of economic plight.
Fall coming slowly but surely; highs of 83 today and tomorrow, but dropping to the mid '60s by Thursday.