The Daily Word 2.19.2008

The Daily Word

Albuquerque averaged about four holdups a day in 2007.

APS is keeping its beef.

State Democratic Party will investigate reasons for election problems. Massive incompetence expected to top list of causes.

State spokespeople cost tax payers a ton of green.

Analog cell phones could kill you!

Castro resigns as Cuba’s President.

Wisconsin and Hawaii have their democratic primaries today and Republicans in Wisconsin and Washington do the same.

In Pakistan, Musharraf’s party says it was beaten fair and square.

Raelians campaign for the clitoris.

Make your own ginger beer.

Martha Stewart now owns Emeril.