The Daily Word 07.27.08

Weekend Edition

The Daily Word

Weird NM cave is weird.

Next weekend it's tax-free shopping.

Ruidoso is awash. Thanks, Dolly.

Holy shitcakes! New aquifer discovered in Albuquerque.

Richardson campaigns for Obama.

Iowans try to arrest Pillsbury Doughboy, I mean, Karl Rove.

If your heart is tender, do not read.

Man tends begonias, sticky icky.

Apple sucks.

The human genome is cool.

See the mothership. Not George Clinton's.

Man kills parents.

Terrorists attack Turkey.

Nas petitions Fox. Nas rules.

Album of the day: "The Queen Is Dead" by The Smiths.

Weather: What? No rain this week? Boo!