Ten Things Worms Say
1) Sure could go for some dirt about now.
2) My face hurts. I mean my ass hurts.
3) I feel sad. Not really!
4) This is like Tremors.
5) Everybody turn around. There’s a rock.
6) Nevermind. It’s just hard dirt.
7) Sometimes I wish a bird would just eat me and get it over with. You know?
8) You say rain, I say sidewalk.
9) Animals with bones are weird.
10) Wiggle time!