The Daily Word in Eyeballs, Warm Guns and Day-Glo Divination
Losing your Tarot cards is a thing of the past thanks to the steaming hot, neon wonder that is the Lisa Frank Tarot deck.
Just when you thought the night-
APD busts a guy hiding a stolen gun in his oven. "Oh shit. Where did I put that pie, then?"
Some freaks invented a large floating eyeball drone that can safely fly around and interact with people. I am officially creeped out.
Light flashes have been observed in the Large Hadron Collider. They might just be blips of information, or they could be the heralds to a new age in physics!
Auto-focus contacts are on their way. Someone needs to develop a mute button for my ears.
Car crime in ABQ has gone up a ridiculous amount. Too bad the thieves don't know how to use their blinkers, either.
California police were involved in the high-speed chase of a woman driving a replica of the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine... And she got away.