Overheard at the Front Desk

(or... I Heard It, Now You Have to Hear It)

[DING]

Front Desk: Hi, how can I help you?

Man: I was just checking in on things, seeing how business is going.

Front Desk: Good.

Man: I was wondering if I could trouble you to fill up this water bottle for me.

Front Desk: Sure.

Man: Yea, looks like somebody's bleeding out there. Have to help them.

Front Desk: [does not hear him, gets water] Here you go.

Man: So how about you? How are things around here, good?