Overheard at the Front Desk
(or... I Heard It, Now You Have to Hear It)
Front Desk: Hi, how can I help you?
Man: I was just checking in on things, seeing how business is going.
Front Desk: Good.
Man: I was wondering if I could trouble you to fill up this water bottle for me.
Front Desk: Sure.
Man: Yea, looks like somebody's bleeding out there. Have to help them.
Front Desk: [does not hear him, gets water] Here you go.
Man: So how about you? How are things around here, good?