The Daily Word in Hiding Your Face, Undead Bees and the Ghost Defense

The Daily Word

I thought Halloween was over. The first confirmed case of "zombie bees" in North Carolina. Parasitic flies. Larva bursting out of bodies. What more could you ask for?

This self-sustaining robot has a mouth, a gut and can forage for its food ... I don't like it.

In 1687, a ship's captain beat a slander lawsuit by "proving" that he and his men had seen a local brewer dragged into hell by a phantom. That's called "setting a precedent."

Why in God's name are two-headed sharks showing up all over the world? Someone's fucking with us.

You know that pesky facial recognition software that's always being such a buzzkill? Screw it up with these hideous glasses.