Death Clocks

So hot.
So hot.

Determine the day you'll die with this nifty death clock!

It asks for your BMI. Calculate that here. Speaking of BMIs, a recent Wired article uses graphs to illustrate how, since the early '60s, the BMIs of Playboy Playmates have gone down (19.4 to 17.6) while that of the average woman has gone up (22.2 to 26.8). So, fantasy is thinner, reality is fatter. Should this trend continue, around the time I die I guess we'll all be blobs that are hot for skeletons! It will be just like a pulp fiction tale.

Anyway, clear your schedules for my funeral at the end of January, 2054.