Ladies Dog Spuds MacKenzie Spotted in Albuquerque

Bowling pin bottled Bud Light instantly becomes much more appealing

Last night I was at Ed's Pub, the bar inside Leisure Bowl, for karaoke. After doing some shooters and singing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," I walked over to the bar to take advantage of free popcorn and pretzels when I noticed an illuminated plastic canine hovering above me. I put on my glasses as to investigate the situation and saw that it was my old pal Spuds. Well, after that I just had to have a Bud, and what do you know, as soon as that baby was cracked open, I had two bikini-clad, big-haired babes on my arm and everything was a little bit more fun. In the background someone was shredding on an electric guitar while the faint essence of suntan lotion floated about the air. It was so totally boss that I had to go sing my fave song, "Ghostbusters." I had such a good time, thanks to you Spuds.