Telecommuter Appreciation Week

If only everything could be done online, steps away from your toilet

Today through Saturday is Telecommuter Appreciation Week. Hey, that's me! So, let's all take a moment to reflect on all the things telecommuters do for you (while they're at home scratching themselves, unbound by uncomfortable business attire, letting their bodily functions dictate their own schedules, all the while demonstrating impeccable discipline as home laborers). If you'd like to help celebrate these humble workers of the world, some gifts worth sending are flowers (I like carnations), money (to pay for laptop upgrades) or booze (to help lubricate my important artistic process). Kudos to all of the world's telecommuters-this is your week!