The Fates Did Smile Upon Meleager's Ass

And how!

Wow! I mean, wow!!!

This statue of Greek mythological figure Meleager, an antiquity sculpted in 50 BC, has many things going for it, but the roundness is the thing. Meleager may have been father to Parthenopeus and Polydora, but he was also father to amazing butt cheeks (named Parthenopeus and Polydora).