"Surprisingly Pliable"

The best thing about this photo is I just saved a file called "barnacle penis_big" to my desktop.
The best thing about this photo is I just saved a file called "barnacle penis_big" to my desktop.

I’m not so enthusiastic about the corporate holiday that’s in high swing today. However, I appreciate that some people are. So in the spirit of trying not to be a curmudgeon, I’d like to make a brief contribution: Scientists have discovered (I love that phrase, because it’s so general and encompasses so much: What kind of scientists? How did they discover this thing? When did they discover it? Doesn’t matter—scientists somewhere discovered something) that barnacles can change the size and shape of their penises at whim. How awesome is that?

Happy Valentine’s Day.