The Knork! (aka The Fife!)

What do you get when you cross a knife with a fork? A fork, apparently.
What do you get when you cross a knife with a fork? A fork, apparently.

Finally, just when dining was becoming way too confusing, somebody has combined the knife and fork. Now, with one hand free, I can comb my hair while eating. And, with the handy finger platforms, my index finger finally has a place he can call his own. I hope you enjoy this "video tour" as much as I enjoy eating with my beveled-tined, perfectly balanced knork.