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Like An Animal: The Grazing and Sex Tour

Saturday April 27, 2019

903 10th Street SW
 Albuquerque, NM 87102
US

Phone: 764-6214
Website: Click to Visit

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Details/Tickets

This adults-only tour of the zoo features resident experts divulging details of romantic rituals and strategies of animals.Tickets include admission, a tour, tapas-style appetizers and a cash bar.

Indulge your animal instinct with an adults-only tour of the sexual happenings and habits of the ABQ BioPark Zoo animals. Our resident experts will divulge the details of the curious romantic rituals and strategies of animals.

Tickets include Zoo admission, a 1.5-hour tour, tapas-style appetizers, and a cash bar.

Menu

Giraffe ExhibitChilled couscous w/ cucumber, feta, tomatoes, mintGrilled chicken kebabs w/ onion & peppers, tzatziki sauce Polar Bear ExhibitWildberry salad w/ harvest greens, fresh berries, marinated fresh mozzarella, red onion, balsamic vinaigrette Hippos ExhibitCurried butter chicken, basmati rice, mango chutney, naan bread DessertBrownie parfaits w/ vanilla pudding, strawberries

See also: Weekly Specials

Animal Sex Tour and Dinner

By Dan Pennington

No, you read that right. Like An Animal: The Grazing and Sex Tour is an adults-only tour and dinner that’s all about how animals get down real sexy-like. Happening April 27 at the ABQ Biopark, you can start wining and dining at 5:30pm for only $45, and enjoy tapas and a tour of animal mating habits with sex facts included. For example, did you know that a female hyena can have an 8-inch long clitoris? Male hyenas have no excuse for not finding it now. That fact is on the house, but there are sure to be a ton more facts to learn and see (you naughty voyeurs, you) that night. And, while not explicitly mentioned, we’d like to think they want you to keep your “doggy style” jokes to a minimum.

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