Nothing will be quite as life-changing as Hot Girl Brunch, happening at Wine.Dive. (119 Gold Ave. SW) on Sunday, Aug. 25, starting at 11am. Featuring music by Alissa Divine and a list of drink specials ($5 Mimosas, $5 Chambong [whatever that is], $39 50oz Mimosa Tower and a $69 100oz Mimosa Tower), there really isn’t any other info about it. What I imagine it means is hot mess brunch, because I know what happens when I get my hands on a 100-ounce mimosa tower, and hot mess is the literal definition of it. Maybe they’ll be playing Billie Eilish, maybe you and friends can commiserate that another person you were dating randomly found a partner and never told you and maybe you can find peace and serenity in the madness of it all. For more information, call Wine.Dive. at 636-8050.