You might be wondering what these events and the loss of my cooking ability from disuse have in common. When one falls from grace such as I, there’s an emotional toll taken with it. So I resort to drinking to deal with my feelings. Wine is the natural go to, but whiskey shall forever and always hold my heart. Which is why the $80 Whiskey Dinner at Two Fools Tavern (3211 Central Ave. NE), happening Tuesday, Sept. 3 from 6:30pm to 9:30pm, will be the true victor of my attention. A five-course meal with five selected pairings of whiskey, this is the true solution to most of life's problems. Phenomenal food, dark liquor and a traditional Irish-styled pub. RSVPs are recommended, as this event will sell out, arguably with me buying 4 tickets for myself to stock my fridge for the next few weeks while I reteach myself the essentials of the kitchen. For more information, call Two Fools Tavern at 265-7447.