Alibi V.16 No.44 • Nov 1-7, 2007 


Are You Going to Die?

Death is on our minds every day. Humans are all born with a natural curiosity and fear of the unknown. What happens when we die? Where do we go? Is there a heaven or hell? Will we retain any memories? Can we take our money with us? Hang on a second. Before we worry about the afterlife, we need to ask ourselves a more fundamental question: Are we going to die? Circle true or false to find out if you’re likely to take the eternal plunge.

1) I am carbon based. T/F

2) My name is Dick Clark. T/F

If you circled "true" for the the first question, it's likely you will die. If you circled "true" for the second question, you might be immortal.