Standing amongst the apples and oranges two youthful humans dialoged. This is what they said:
—Do you like parties?
—We can invite all our friends and have soda and pie!
—Nah, let’s just go Downtown Saturday! The Alibi gots that Best of Burk music fest. There’s, like, 24 bands playing at five different clubs and shizz.
—OMG, check out this ad, Spaceblnkt, The Despots, The Riddims and Moonshine Blind are headlining! Didn’t you tweet everyone on our friends list about how you had a crush on the bass player? …
—I did swipe right, but ever mind, dude … I’m only thinking about what cool club we should start partying at that night!
You heard it here first. The best local music showcase ever—in the known universe probably—available for your kind and conscientious consumption. And it’s on Saturday night, for Crissakes!
Here’s what to expect:
DJ Leftovers [of Leftover Soul], Crushed!?, Baracutanga, The Talking Hours, Russian Girlfriends, Moonshine Blind
The Timewreckers, Cowboys and Indian, Asa Martin, Spaceblnkt
Ashes of Jupiter, Cobra vs. Mongoose, Sorry Guero, Felix Y Los Gatos, The Riddims
James Whiton, Gunsafe, Delphia, Def-i
The Tylor Brandon Band, Citizens of Tape City, The Horned God, The Despots
Carry on, rocanrolers, carry on.