Alibi V.25 No.6 • Feb 11-17, 2016 
Tippy Toes

People in Your Neighborhood

Interview with an Independent Contractor

If you’re lonely on V-day, remember to keep your hands to yourself

Oftentimes she just tells people she’s a stripper for the sake of being blunt, but for technical reasons, it's actually “independent contractor.”
Cassie Brown’s Valentine’s Day card
Cassie Brown

Contest Winners

2016 Valentine’s Day Card Contest Winners

Oh, Saint Valentine, obscure third century saint, look what you've created.
Love Notes

Love Notes

You whispered in our ear, now we’ll whisper in theirs.