Film & TV
 Alibi V.15 No.24 • June 15-21, 2006 
Reel World

Reel World

I’ve Got a Warm Feeling--Local film and video makers are invited (nay, encouraged) to submit their “pleasurably grotesque, elaborately perverse, delightfully repulsive” short films to the freshly minted Warm Feeling Film Festival. Entries must be seven minutes or less in length and must be received by July 8. The festival itself will take place at an “undisclosed location” sometime in the near future. Sounds like a freaky good time to me. For additional information, call 235-2652 and ask for “Paco.” Prizes (of what nature, I am not sure) will be awarded to the festival’s best films.

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Film News

The Worst Video Game Movies

... Or the best. Doesn’t matter, really. It’s the same list.

Video games and movies have gone hand-in-hand since 1982 when Atari produced the E.T. the Extraterrestrial video game for its then-popular Atari 2600 home console. The game, by just about any standard you chose to look through, was a harbinger of things to come. It was lame, it helped contribute to Atari’s downfall, and the company ended up burying 14 truckloads of E.T. game cartridges in an Alamogordo, N.M., landfill. Not an auspicious beginning.

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“Yes, I ‘ave zee tattoos, zerefore my black T-shirt, she is smaller zhan ‘is.”

Film Review

District B13

French action flick hits the ground running

American action films, let’s face it, have been a stale lot for the last, oh, decade at least. When the best Hollywood can muster is formulaic crap like Bad Boys II, lovers of high-bodycount, low-wordcount cinema are left twiddling their thumbs. With action stars like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis gearing up to collect Social Security, is it any wonder that true action fans now turn their attentions overseas looking for that old cinematic hit of adrenaline?

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Believe it or not, this scene actually wastes the talents of two Oscar-nominated actors: Bill Murray and Bob Hoskins.

Film Review

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

Cat scratch fever

According to Christian doctrine, Christ suffered for your sins. While I have no wish to get all John Lennon on you and start comparing myself to Christ, I would like to point out that I have, in fact, suffered for the bad things you've done.

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Idiot Box

Hex Appeal

“Hex” on BBC America

A hit on Britain’s Sky One satellite service since its inception in 2004, “Hex” is just now making its way to U.S. shores courtesy of BBC America. It was worth the wait. Those jonesing for a “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” fix (and to a lesser degree, a “Charmed” dose) will find all their various obsessions fulfilled with this addictive horror/fantasy/drama/comedy import.

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Week in Sloth

The Week in Sloth

Thursday 15

“George Straight Team Roping” (GAC 7:30 p.m.) Wait. Do I get to team up with George Straight?

“Pimp My Ride” (MTV 11 p.m.) While I still enjoy this show, returning tonight for its new season, I can’t help but think that it’s--I don’t know--pimped out. I mean, you’ve stuffed one Xbox into the glove compartment of a 1977 Chevelle, you’ve stuffed an Xbox into them all.

Friday 16

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