Love Bad Moves?--On April 6 and 7, the Alibi and Guild Cinema will present the first annual (we can only hope) “Worst Film Festival Ever.” This two-day cinematic stinkathon will feature a steaming pile of the absolute worst films with which the federal government will allow us to torture audiences.
The Last Mimzy
The perfect New Age sci-fi film for kids who love cute bunnies and quantum physics
Ever have one of those “What the hell!?!” moments? You know, when you see or hear something that boggles the mind, beggars description and makes you wonder about the sanity of its source--something that just forces you to scream a rhetorical “What the hell!?!” to the heavens above? If you can’t recall the last time you did so, feel free to see The Last Mimzy, and the experience is sure to come flooding back.
Giant monster threatens Seoul! Enjoy!
What with all the torture-porn taking over American cineplexes (Saw, Hostel, Wolf Creek, Turistas, The Passion of the Christ), I’d almost forgotten what it’s like to have fun while watching a horror movie. Thankfully, the South Korean movie industry is either so far behind the trend or so far ahead of the curve that it’s managed to deliver The Host, a funny, scary, emotional, thrilling and occasionally bloody monster movie. You heard me right: This is a good, old-fashioned, B-grade monster movie--the kind with an honest-to-god monster in it, as opposed to a dirty psycho with a pair of wirecutters.
Tiny tidbits about proposed pilots
Drop Dead Funny--Have you ever thought to yourself, “What this here TV show needs is more zombies!” Lord knows I have. It would certainly spice things up on Wisteria Lane for “Desperate Housewives” and might actually cut down on all the whining over at “Grey’s Anatomy.” CBS apparently agrees with us and has just cast former “Picket Fences” star Kathy Baker for one of the lead roles in the network’s new comedy/drama “Babylon Fields.” The show focuses on the trials and tribulations of a small town dealing with a persistent outbreak of the living dead. According to industry trade publications, Baker and Amber Tamblyn (“Joan of Arcadia”) will play a mother and daughter who have to deal with the abusive husband/father they recently dispatched with an ax.
The Week in Sloth
“Penn & Teller: Bullshit!” (Showtime 8 p.m.) Professional magicians/bullshit detectors Penn & Teller launch the fifth season of their documentary series angrily exposing frauds, scams and undying urban myths.
“Miss USA 2007” (KOB-4 8 p.m.) Quick, name any single one of the Miss USA winners since 1952. ... OK, so there was that one chick who got naked in Playboy and married the weirdo from Blink 182. But that’s not technically her name.
“Six Degrees” (KOAT-7 8 p.m.) Hey, “Six Degrees” is back from hiatus. ... “Six Degrees.” ... Didn’t think so.