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V.22 No.34 |

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The Daily Word in Gay Marriage in Albuquerque, intervention in Syria, crack in a cavity and change in the South Valley.

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Same-sex marriage is a reality in Bernalillo County.

Voice your opinion on a major makeover proposed for Bridge Boulevard today at 3:00 in the basement (Vincent Griego Chambers) of the City/County building (1 Civic Plaza).

Major improvements are also in store for Goff Road in the South Valley, however the Fourth Street Mall's future is uncertain.

Local Project Runway star Patricia Michaels was accused of stealing her own jewelry.

Monday rush hour traffic was all jacked up due to a driver with a bunch of crack shoved up their butt. Or, possibly, their hoo-ha. Police aren't saying which.

Donald Trump lashes out against everyone in the wake of a 40 million dollar lawsuit being launched against him and his university.

Part of Black Keys singer Dan Auerbach's divorce settlement dictates that the Bob Dylan hair goes to his ex-wife.

Russia is not cool with possible US/UK intervention in Syria. Ostensibly a response to Syria's alleged use of chemical weapons, the US completely ignored its ally Saddam Hussein's use of WMDs in the eighties.

Why wouldn't you expect to get sick after eating something called a "cronut"?

Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston may be playing the part of Lex Luther in an upcoming film.

Watch Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul on The Price is Right.

Oil of Gladness, Pain-Extractor, Pain-Exterminator, Eclectric Oil and other snake oils (gallery).

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The Daily Word in World War II vet, same-sex marriage licenses, spontaneous combustion

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One suspect arrested after a World War II vet died following a beating in a parking lot.

New Mexico district judge is ordering the Santa Fe County clerk to start issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

Spontaneous human (baby) combustion?

Spontaneous goat poop combustion?

APD accused of handcuffing children.

How do you feel about the idea of Ben Affleck playing Batman?

Flames from massive California fire have reached Yosemite Park.

V.22 No.28 |

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The Daily Word in Levi Chavez, Jenny McCarthy and the worst person in North America

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The Levi Chavez trial comes to an end, for better or for worse. (It's probably worse.)

The latest police shooting at least has a certain comedic value.

The Bosque has reopened! Please don't set it on fire.

Noted pretty person, terrible actress and raving anti-vaccination lunatic Jenny McCarthy will join The View. I wonder how many kids she will (indirectly) kill during sweeps week?

Alanis Morisette's song has been rewritten to actually be ironic.

Even though Los Zetas leader Miguel Treviño (official Worst Person in the North America and responsible for some truly evil acts) has been captured, don't expect Mexican cartel violence to stop any time soon.

And finally, today it's ok to marry gay in the UK.

V.22 No.17 |

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The Daily Word in Mobile explosions, Justin Bieber's alleged pot bust and Santa Fe's Gay Marriage Resolution

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Missing Brown student's body has been found.

Two fuel barges light up the Mobile River in Alabama.

So, TMZ apparently got the first wind on Justin Bieber's alleged pot bust, but this is still a developing story, people.

Grants High School students aim to get teacher to resign after they say he ignored a student who suffered a miscarriage in the hallway.

Gay marriage resolution passed!

Apparently Steve Kush did not know people could read his Twitter and Facebook comments.

Impostor Seattle nurse stole meds from patients' IVs. ... What is the world coming to?

V.22 No.12 |

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The Daily Word in sexy censorship, groundhog amnesty and Star Trek/Lord of the Rings crossovers

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CNM takes a bold stand against sex, award winning journalism and the first amendment.

The Daily Lobo suspends its print publication to protest CNM's dumb-assery.

The Supreme Court is considering a gay marriage case, but our governor has already made up her mind.

Jane Goodall apparently let one of her chimp friends write her latest book. And it did a bad job.

The groundhog may have failed in doing,HIS ONE JOB, but an Ohio prosecutor decided not to kill him anyway.

Why won't you return our calls, North Korea? RU MAD?

And finally, Gandalf will marry Picard.

V.22 No.4 |

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The Daily Word in kitty murder, Jim Nabors and Mayor Marty

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Ex-Mayor Marty is on his way to D.C. He'll be joining a lobbying firm that represents clean air activists, education boosters, Wal-Mart, Verizon and shady car title loans.

The ancient church at Alameda kicks off a centennial celebration with a bunch of funerals.

A proposed New Mexico law written to reject Federal law (something something guns, something something states' rights) has been rejected. Duh.

Cats are killing everything. Fortunately, we have natural controls in place.

Legalized gay marriage in Washington state meant that Gomer Pyle could get married.

The Boy Scouts of America are thinking about maybe not being so mean to gay kids.

And an Arkansas town pretty much just declared martial law.

V.21 No.37 | 9/13/2012
V.3 No.26 • July 4–10, 1994
Cover artist: Henry A. Adelson; Art Director: Jason Waskey

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Alibi Flashback: On gay marriage, July 4, 1994

If you get the “Love, American Style” reference, you’re officially old

V.21 No.20 | 5/17/2012

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The Daily Word in presidential marketing, biting bears, Jay-Z for gay marriage

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Wait, is Obama the first gay president or the first female president? Last I checked, he wasn’t either. Maybe he can close the books on gimmicky headlines used to sell magazines by coming up with an all-encompassing term like Cablinasian.

Jay-Z also in support of gay marriage. Does that make him the nation’s first gay rap legend?

French Socialist François Hollande is inaugurated this morning as the nation’s president.

Man claims he was assaulted by the chairman of the Public Regulation Commission during one of its hearings.

Rio Rancho boy bitten by captured bear.

Greek government talks fall apart, prompting an election do-over.

Apparently it's not too late to live out that life-long dream of fellating Charles Bukowski. ... What else would be the purpose of whiskey-flavored lube?

I’ve tried a sugar-free Slurpee. Not bad, but they melt really quick.

Partial eclipse this Sunday afternoon.

No. 7 in this list of people doing dumb things takes my vote.

One of the the Swamp People died.

V.21 No.7 |

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The Daily Word in Sheriff Joe, the Governor needs a hairdresser and the Death Star IRL

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The Supreme Court will review racial profiling affirmative action .

R.I.P. journalist Marie Colvin, killed in Syria.

Nuclear inspectors kicked out of Iran.

Elliot Spitzer explains why Mitt Romney's campaign is collapsing.

Gov. Martinez' hair stylist refuses to cut her hair until she changes her stance on gay marriage.

Indiana lawmaker says Girl Scouts are a "radicalized organization" promoting "homosexual lifestyles."

Sheriff Joe Arpaio to release the results of his investigation into President Obama's birth certificate.

Georgia Democrats proposing vasectomy limitations in response to proposed abortion prohibitions.

Producer for "Amazing Race" found dead in Uganda.

Fox News needs a new chart designer.

Waterworld found by the Hubble telescope.

14-year-old about to graduate from college. WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS?

One of the nine disembodied feet discovered on Vancouver shore has been identified.

Long list of ancient computers still being used.

This San Juan Mountain Bigfoot footage "appears" to be authentic.

How many gigs of data does your vibrator hold?

Don't fall for these brainwashing techniques!

Lemmy doesn't want you to buy the $600 Motörhead box set even though it comes with a sweet chrome skull.

Look at this Transformer's junk!

Flying kick self-knockout!

A bunch of economic students figured out how much it would cost to build a Death Star.

Community returns to television next month. KRUMPING CELEBRATION!!!

No one ever likes Worf's dumb ideas on Star Trek TNG.

Have you been looking for a new squirrel recipe?

Happy Birthday Jeri Ryan!!!

V.21 No.7 | 2/16/2012

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The Daily Word in Russians need more sex, gonorrhea needs a cure and every tyrant needs a lover

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Russian Prime Minister Valdimir Putin encourages his people to start having more sex to help a shrinking population.

A football coach resigns after accidentally posting a naked picture on Facebook.

The Center for Disease Control issues a warning that gonorrhea may soon become incurable.

A TSA agent gets creepy with a female passenger and makes her walk through a naked body scanner three times.

Love letters from some of history’s most notorious tyrants. Who knew Josef “I’m as lonely as a horned owl” Stalin could be such a softie?

New Mexico braces with all their might for the fire and brimstone unholiness that is gay marriage attemps on Valentine’s Day!

A father plays a pornographic film instead of The Smurfs at his child’s birthday party. Easy mistake.

Trips to Croatia’s incredibly awesome Museum of Broken Relationships nearly doubles on Valentine’s Day. Wonder how ticket sales compare to Iceland’s Phallological Museum?

Studies show a homeowner does better in the dating department than a renter.

In Santa Fe, the Senate approves a proposal to impose restrictions on undocumented immigrants getting driver’s licenses.

Again? Two Columbine High School students are injured in a campus hammer attack.

President Obama erases $226 million from the Mars exploration program and my dreams of martian discovery in one fell swoop.

Happy Valentine’s Day, from André 3000 and OutKast.

V.20 No.31 | 8/4/2011

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The Daily Word with drunk children, airline shutdowns, dyslexia, gluten and Amy Winehouse secrets

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Santa Fe 12-year-old charged with DWI.

What’s cuter: A cat/bunny or a mariachi trio serenading a Beluga whale?

It’s plague season: the fifth case of Hantavirus has been reported in N.M.

After nickel-and-diming the debt ceiling, lawmakers ran out to summer recess before resolving an FAA shutdown that’s costing taxpayers $1 billion a month.

Morrissey / The Smiths will become comic book heroes. Also, Marvel unveils biracial Spider-Man.

The U.S. is finally joining the developed world by moving birth control under health insurance coverage—but there are some catches and a whole lot of misinformation.

A new font designed to help dyslexics read.

The FDA still hasn’t defined when foods can be labeled “gluten free.”

If your house was on fire, would you take this stuff with you?

Ousted Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak stands trail.

Pro-bike mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania says “Nice parking job, asshole!” to a Mercedes ... with a tank.

Steer clear of ground turkey for a while.

Haiti braces for tropical storm Emily, more devastation.

Everyone stop what you’re doing: Miley Cyrus got a “gay marriage” tattoo.

Also, Amy Winehouse was secretly engaged.

V.19 No.42 |

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The Daily Word 10.21.10: R.I.P. Penthouse founder, last guv debate, prop. 19

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The last gubernatorial debate is tonight at 7 p.m. on KOB channel 4.

LGBT college students at UNM talked bullying and wore purple yesterday.

ICE detainees treated like criminals, though immigration charges are civil.

Nurse impostor steals IDs, police say.

New Mexico's attorney general and state auditor: Locked in silent struggle.

Woman scammed buying a jeep on Craigslist.

Keith Richards says Mick Jagger is unbearable.

NPR fired analyst Juan Williams, who said on Fox News that he's afraid of being on planes with Muslims.

Taliban on the run.

Penthouse founder Bob Guccione died. R.I.P. scary little porn man.

What if you didn't owe anyone money?

Prop. 19, which would legalize marijuana in California, is slipping in the polls.

Alec Baldwin's LOL ad in favor of gay NY marriage.

Sexy "Glee" photos make parents mad.

On behalf of Comic Sans.

This guy turned his shed into a recording studio and made the news in the U.K.

V.19 No.23 | 6/10/2010

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The Daily Word 6.14.10: Killer UFOs, Jimmy Dean’s Demise and the Skipper’s Full Name Revealed.

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Explore the philosophical landscape that lies between yes and no.

Transcripts of the van der Sloot murder confession are available.

Could oil-eating microbes save the gulf without killing all the grasses on earth?

The discovery of vast mining resources in Afghanistan makes the US care about it more. See, little men? You don’t have to grow opium.

Reporters and beer commercial people were abducted by Nahua Indians with machetes.

Testing will begin on a new cancer drug.

Jimmy Dean died at 81.

Gay marriage is legal in Iceland now.

The KKK threatened to kill Ted Kennedy.

A billionaire expert speaks out on killer UFOs.

What was Shaggy’s real name on “Scooby Doo?”

Fires and more fires continue to burn in New Mexico.

NHCC is showing a “New Mexico Furniture Art” exhibit that doesn’t inclue my couch, thankfully.

Metro Detention employee Vincente Peele is in trouble for taking bribes. Allegedly.

The Isleta Hard Rock is officially open.

The Bataan Death March brotherhood has disbanded. My old English teacher Mr. Luster was one.

Happy birthday to Pere Ubu singer David Thomas. Here’s “Modern Dance.”

V.19 No.22 |

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The Daily Word 06.4.10: Dinosaurs!, commitment ceremonies and a viral video

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New Mexico gets its own new dinosaur, the Ojoceratops.

Want to head into nature to find your own dino? The Gila Forest celebrates Trails Day today and tomorrow at several sites by waiving fees. What are you doing? GO!

Teenagers. They just do it all the time don't they?

Have pride in your commitment and want to celebrate that with a ceremony? Head to New York.

So, McDonald's can sell poison "food" but not poison accoutrement?

One small step for man, one giant leap for space tourism.

Wait? What does one wear to Mars?

Some British guy's got an electric car. Good for him.

Lets hope he can stay off the sauce long enough to get home.

Finally, the shocking news comes out that 70 percent of Americans have watched a video on the internet. To celebrate, here's the best video on the ENTIRE INTERNET, according to me.

V.19 No.8 |

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The Daily Word 03.03.10: NM Budget, SXSW, Heir to the Cupcake

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Same-sex marriage legalized in Washington, D.C.

Kid conducts air traffic at JFK.

New Mexico Senate passes tax bill that would raise $240 million. Now waiting on the House.

Body of missing San Diego girl found; sex offender charged.

Charges of ethics violations force Rep. Charles Rangel (D) to step down from chairpersonship.

One of No Child Left Behind's biggest advocates now says it's a bad idea.

Listen to 100 songs from artists who will be at SXSW.

After Russia turned in its worst showing ever, country's Olympic head steps down.

Move over, cupcakes: Macarons are here!

It's Ira Glass' birthday!