Legendary runner Micah True's body was recovered from the Gila Forest.

Rio Arriba county cow mutilation.

Manhattan pizza price war.

Gerolsteiner wasser factory.

Some Baltimoron is RICH.

"Last I checked, my vehicle doesn't burn 80 litres of perfume per week."

City of Santa Fe is suing a restaurant over living wage, to the tune of $24.91.

A coup in China!?

Picture gallery of Mod Generation stickers.

Last I checked a quarter ounce was not "5.7 grams."

Author Harry Crews died.

Read how this guy took Atlantic City casinos.

He follows Kevin on Twitter.

Christopher Walken celebrated his 69th birthday yesterday.

Angus Young turned 57 yesterday.

21 states—not N.M.— have stand-your-ground laws. In Florida, that law prevents the man who killed a teen from being arrested.

Islamic extremist shot in the head by French police after a gunfight.

President Obama stops in Lea County to talk about how he digs oil companies.

Timsanity

Survey says Americans think politicians are talking about religion too much.

Our own Rep. Steve Pearce pushes a national bill that would require drug testing for everyone receiving food stamps or unemployment benefits.

Three supermarket chains say no to pink slime.

Hacktivists steal more data than criminals.

Chase results in APD-involved shooting on Laguna land.

Romney's campaign is like an Etch A Sketch.

NASA helps Angry Birds developers understand space physics.

A regularly updated database of all the nipples on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Being bilingual makes you smarter.

Pianist covers all of Mastodon's metal concept album Leviathan.

Freestyle dough acrobatics at the World Pizza Games.

Why are there loud booms every night in Clintonville?

Doctor Who's next companion.

Never mind a dog. Get yourself a fox.

Weinergate continues to gain steam after Rep. Weiner's angry exchange with reporters.

Albuquerque middle school student dies from head injury he suffered on campus.

Sarah Palin met Donald Trump in New York for a crazy person pizza summit.

Los Lunas pastor arrested and charged with sexual assault.

F-16s scrambled after midflight fight.

E. Coli tainted cucumbers spread across Europe.

ACLU fights to get porn into South Carolina prisons.

Attorney General Eric Holder orders HBO to make at least one more season of The Wire.

ZOMG! Breaking Bad season 4 trailer!

Miami Heat win the first game of the NBA Finals.

Good news: those rumored Blake Lively nude photos are fake.

The world’s oldest mathematical object.

Reactions from people who don't know what The Onion is.

New spiny-headed Cambrian anomalocaridid revealed by scientists.

Rampage Jackson tries to motorboat a reporter during a post-fight interview.

Interrupting old man is my new hero.

DC Comics hits the reset button.

Rapper Sean Kingston is in stable condition after jet-ski accident.

The 13 best lawyers in comic books.

In praise of that guy who was always screaming on old comic book covers.

First 3 minutes of True Blood season 4!

Happy Birthday René Auberjonois!!!

The Eastside Animal Welfare Center (8920 Lomas NE) is throwing a "grand opening" party to celebrate a recent renovation. On Saturday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., more than 18 animal rescue groups will man info tables and help with pet adoptions. The fun includes free pizza, door prizes and demos by the APD K-9 Unit, as well as the unveiling of two newly installed sculptures: "Kimo the Cat" by Michele VandenHeuvel and "American Dog" by Dale Rogers. The event is free to the public. For more information, call 768-1975.

Bin Laden and Hitler were both declared dead on May 1.

Pro wrestler John Cena announces bin Laden’s death.

One guy announced that Obama died.

I thought this was funny. Here’s a link for “best jokes at the Whitehouse Correspondents’ Dinner.”

God save our bats.

And reveal our lost cities.

Fare thee well, Meredith Viera. We never knew ye. Really.

Upcoming elections in Germany are hidden.

Learn how to make big slices from small pizzas. Mmm! Triangles! And semi-circles!

Colorado politicians lobby to make adultery legal. Schocking.

It's the end of the Morning Fix at DCF.

Richard P. Woodsum died in a small plane smash.

Happy birthday, Jo Ann Pflug.

Thanks for the links, Tom Nayder.