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The Daily Word in Ashley Madison, Phil Rudd, Demi Moore and Carlos Santana

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The Cuban flag was raised in Washington this morning, signifying restored relations.

The Ashley Madison site has been hacked, putting the personal information of cheaters at risk of being publicly exposed.

Banks in Greece have opened for the first time in three weeks.

A man was found dead in Demi Moore's swimming pool.

In local news, an employee at a 7-Eleven on Kathryn Ave. was shot early this morning while trying to break up a fight.

The confederate flag still flies in Old Town, but lawmakers are calling for its removal.

Brazil hosted the Rubik's Cube World Championship over the weekend.

After three decades of loyal service, a toll booth operator was canned for paying someone's toll.

The drummer of ACDC has been arrested again.

A shark attack interrupted a surfing championship in South Africa.

Carlos Santana turns 68 today!

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The Daily Word in kale, cannabis, cursing and killer karaoke

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A Canadian robot is about to embark on a hitchhiking journey across the U.S.

Marijuana is proving to be quite the wonder drug. What can't cannabis do?

The city plans to give the Sunport a seemingly unnecessary $16M Facelift. A petition against the removal of the '70s brown seating cushions will be in circulation shortly.

Kale may be doing you more harm than good.

Here are the most popular curse words by state.

Foxy Knoxy, aka Amanda Knox belted out a mean tune at a karaoke joint in Manhattan this week.

Helping to diminish our faith in humanity, this man witnessed a car crash, then quickly approached it so he could film the victims and make fun of them.

60-year-old Glenn Danzig put a fan in a headlock yesterday.

Peculiar side effects are caused by some medications.

A communal Facebook experiment went pretty much as expected.

Happy Birthday David Hasselhoff!

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The Daily Word in Parisian hostages, lucky prisoners and dead stingrays

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Fitty Cent is bankrupt.

The President is giving 46 people incarcerated for drugs a second chance.

18 shoppers were taken hostage at a mall outside Paris.

Several dozen stingrays died at a Chicago zoo.

David Letterman wishes he was back on the air just so he could make Trump jokes.

Here's how to ask for a raise.

The "F Word" was scrubbed from graffiti on an I-25 overpass, reducing the remaining phrase to "your problems." Here are some constructive ways to deal with "your problems."

A black lab in Pennsylvania had over 70 inanimate objects surgically removed from its stomach.

Cheech Marin turns 69 today!

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The Daily Word in rocket explosion, one more second and the ugliest dog in the world

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We will be gaining one second tomorrow, thanks to the "Time Officials."

A very large pig was rescued from a dead hoarder's home, thanks to the Detroit Police Department.

In other Detroit news, a woman pled guilty to murdering her two "demon" children and storing their bodies in a deep freezer.

The debt crisis in Greece is screwing up the global economy.

Shortly after launch, a SpaceX rocket exploded.

A heat-packing pizza delivery driver shot an armed robber at a Duke City Domino's last night.

The bassist and cofounder of the band Yes has died at the age of 67.

A canine named "Quasi Modo" won the blue ribbon for World's Ugliest Dog.

Presidential candidate Donald Trump hasn't voted in 25 years.

Watch the poetic justice of this confederate flag-waving motorcade (NSFW).

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The Daily Word in Martian politics, toxic moonshine and works of art by A. Hitler

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Two suicide bombers, both teenage girls, killed dozens in Nigeria.

The body of a former White House chef has been found near a hiking trail outside Taos.

In Mumbai, a bad batch of moonshine has taken the lives of 99 people and hospitalized dozens.

After an injury, a moon jellyfish rearranges its limbs.

A candid interview with Eddie Van Halen.

Works of art by Adolf Hitler sold at auction for half a million dollars.

What if Mars becomes a dictatorship?

See 66 surfers ride a wave on a single surfboard.

Local people with their arms crossed.

It could reach 104 degrees today in the Duke. Here are 27 ways to stay cool.

Happy Birthday to Kris Kristofferson, Todd Rundgren, Meryl Streep and Cyndi Lauper!

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The Daily Word in the confederate flag, the KKK and the Queen of Española

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Texas says no to confederate flags on license plates.

Two men from South Africa became stowaways on a British Airlines flight to London. The adventure didn't go so well.

A cruise ship in upstate New York suffered a collision while 274 passengers and crew members were on board. Only minor injuries were reported.

Adult summer camps are all the rage this season.

Dylann Roof is said to possibly be affiliated with Neo Nazis. Here's the current 411 on the KKK and other US supremacy groups.

243 medical professionals were charged with false billings to the tune of $700 million in a giant Medicare scam.

Thousands of international travelers are S.O.L. after the US government's visa system crashed.

A woman's dismembered body was found in an abandoned home in Niagara Falls three years after a relative's body was discovered in a similar fashion.

A lesson on quinoa.

The Queen of Española's crown has been stolen and now she may lose the throne.

Triple-digit weather is coming to the metro this weekend. Wear your sunscreen, drink your h2o, and have a Happy Father's Day!

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The Daily Word in shark attacks, festival mishaps and space porn

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In the capital of Georgia, flooding killed a dozen people and freed zoo animals to run wild in the streets.

Two teens lost limbs in separate shark attacks on a North Carolina beach over the weekend.

Eating this Thai delicacy could give you liver cancer.

Here are some pointers for eating seafood.

You can finally have a conversation with your sex doll.

A man successfully got someone pregnant after a penis transplant.

Rachel Dolezal has resigned from her position at the NAACP. This could free her up to focus on her artwork.

You can be fired for being a stoner in Colorado even though it's legal.

The Belgian Privacy Commission is suing Facebook.

In local news, a Heights Summerfest attendee was struck by an drone.

The singer of Smash Mouth flipped out on a bread-throwing audience member in Fort Collins and threatened to "beat the fuck" out of him.

Porn in space is imminent.

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The Daily Word in dehydration, pubic hair and a powerfully ugly sweater

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A popular Chinese actress is being sued over her intense stare.

Local car-dealing celebrity Bob Turner has died at the age of 83. No bull.

Check out these sexy photos of female scientists.

Spain's vague, new gag law is upsetting artists and musicians.

Wrestling superstar Dusty Rhodes has died at 69.

Most children and teens are mildly dehydrated.

The President of the Spokane NAACP is being accused of pretending to be black by her parents.

One ugly sweater has really harshed J Crew's mellow.

Men share their thoughts on women's pubic hair.

The world's oldest billionaire, David Rockefeller, turns 100 today!

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The Serpent and the Sister: Agalloch at Sister Bar

Agalloch brings its brand of folk metal to Sister Bar, accompanied by Helen Money.

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The Daily Word in naked tourists, aluminum foil and a pool party fiasco

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According to the Malaysian government, an earthquake was caused by naked tourists.

There are no health benefits to eating placenta.

Volcanoes are what killed the dinosaurs.

At a music festival in Germany, a lightning strike sent 33 people to the hospital.

Our favorite fast food chains feature some peculiar menu items in other parts of the world.

A police officer flipped out on some bikini clad teenagers at a pool party in Texas.

People in indigenous tribes don't have back problems.

This photographer captures the human side of pets.

In Florida, a man wrapped his house in tinfoil.

Boz Scaggs turns 71 today!